So Tucker Got Fired. No Biggie for Him!

Yes, he had an interesting show, but this Elitist Hates Trump, so he does not speak for me. Tucker not only has FU money; he has F Everybody money.

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Tucker Carlson is reportedly happy with his firing, according to One America News. And why should he mind being fired? This dude is filthy, stinking rich. Oh, he is also from “Old Money.”

Ever heard of Campbells soup? How about Swanson TV dinners? He is the heir of Swanson, which was bought by Campbells. Snopes denies that Tucker was an heir to Swanson, but I fear Snopes would deny that the sun sets in the west or rises in the east. A fact checker ought to be neutral, don’t you think? Either something is a fact, or, it is not fact. On close inspection, there can be no wiggle room.

Just the other day at my local supermarket, I saw that a customer behind me was buying four Campbell’s Tomato soups. These were on a special: 4 for $5. Had I read the circular, I may have bought some. Campbells is a relic from my childhood and most likely yours as well.

Born in San Francisco in 1969, Carlson’s mother left the family and moved to France. She passed away in 2011. His father remarried in 1979 to the heir of Swanson foods, Patricia Swanson. That company was later bought by Campbells. Tucker Carlson is worth $412 million, according to Encyclopedia Brittanica and a few sturdy reporters on various blogs, such as Knotable, and Timeline.

Forbes places his family’s wealth at 370 million. At present, due to the firing, many wild and crazy numbers are flying around the internet and legacy media like Forbes.

I am sure about one thing: I would not mind having New Money, Old Money or Just Some More Money!

Had I bought the Campbell’s soup on sale, I would be supporting Tucker Carlson’s family, thus Tucker. K-Ching says the cash register, as the Campbell soup can rides the conveyor belt to the cashier. Tucker was also was paid $35 million a year from Fox. I have had a few jobs in my time, and rest assured, none paid me even one million.

Whatever Tucker’s wealth, we should be grateful for what we have, not ceaselessly counting other people’s money. I am grateful that my husband does all the cooking and marketing; except for Costco, which is my bailiwick. Actually, my husband could go to Costco under my Executive membership, but he prefers Sam’s Club.

I prefer anything except Sam’s Club, I also prefer my husband as chief cook and bottle washer. Ladies, I have no idea how I managed to get The Husband to do the filthy job of cooking/marketing, but if I remember the formula, I shall be generous and share it.

Hold on, my Memory Disk just reported to my cerebral cortex. Decades ago, The Husband had shirts tailor- made for him. When I hinted that I might “mess them up,” when laundering them, I was fired by The Husband from ironing duty. My motto is: I shop, therefore I am. So perhaps if that is also your motto, then you too can get your husband to do that soul-crushing food shopping and cooking.

Then, you will be free to shop for important things like shoes, clothes and pocket books. My purse collection is extreme. Yes! Here is the secret: Just buy what you want and in no time, you too can be the proud owner of The Husband who shops and cooks.

Its just that simple.

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