Where does an honest person go to get revenge against filthy rotten criminals? Here is a thought. Suspend this utter nonsense of “Lethal Injection,” and hold lotteries for those of us who would like to shoot them dead.
Dead as a doornail! Did you know that before a criminal gets this so-called Lethal Injection, the first shot to get in is a tranquilizer? So whomever they are, they leave this earth on a high note. Meanwhile, honest retirees, and middle-class workers are not allowed to go anywhere, even to death, high. If you don’t believe me, try asking your doctor for a prescription of valium. That particular drug is an intense body-high. Every single nerve is massaged into complacency.
What a pity that nowadays, even pre-surgical patients only get Versed. That particular medication is what you get for a short procedure, for example a colonoscopy. It goes in fast and leaves the body fast. Not much fun, if you ask me.
This writer is on strike as far as colonoscopies are concerned.—until I get rewarded with valium. I would get a hundred mammographies before I torture myself with the notoriously rigorous colonoscopy prep. It is bad enough that one is up all night, without even a newborn baby to show for it, just because American medicine has decreed that one needs a torturous colonoscopy every five years, unless you are a senior citizen, then the joy of it is practiced once a year.
Speaking for both my husband and myself, we would rather go to the shooting range, a very Zen experience, that get prodded and poked by our magnificent colorectal surgeon here in Puerto Rico.
So, I look at my cell phone, which is only a government listening device, and daily I get scam calls, scam emails and just plain terrible people trying to separate me from my bank account.
I want to tell all of them to get off their dead butts and find a J.O.B. Except that scamming people is their profession. Did they learn that in college or is there a trade school that offers courses in thievery?
I know that you are as sick to death of it as I am. So, who’s in? Just line them up against a wall and shoot the scammers. That’ll learn them! Oh, one other thing: This was MY IDEA, so therefore I get the first turn!
Now, what gun shall I use? I do have a 19 gage shotgun. I bought it when we lived near Philadelphia. I asked the manager of the cop-owned shop if he thought it would be effective.
“Lady, how dead do you want them? This will turn their belly to jelly.”
He continued, “If you catch them on your stoop, make sure you drag them in.”
So, I never did have to fire my shotgun, but if I do, that rapscallion will never take another breath. Never have sex. Never eat again, and will go straight to hell! Or some such place.
We have an inalienable right to self-defense. This right is ancient, and was most likely present as far back as Mesopotamia, about three millennia ago. Sumeria is the very first recorded society. Archeologists have been able to decipher the first writing of the Sumerians, who were the tribe populating Mesopotamia.
The word Mesopotamia derives from the Greek, “ In between the rivers.” Due to these rivers, it is also referred to the Fertile Crescent by historians.
Now that we have discussed ancient history, I would like a show of hands as to whether you are as disgusted and tired as me with scammers.
Place your vote here:
For or against? Remember, this is my baby so I get to change the first diaper—one full of revolver, Lugar and shot from the trusty shotgun. Then, you can have a turn. This I promise. Perhaps a miracle will happen and scammers will begin to think twice or thrice before they reach into our pockets.
Perhaps we shall have a full-fledged revolution of honest people against dishonest globs of feces. I just cannot figure out how to discuss bodily wastes in a more ladylike manner.
When the scammers are no more, then we can attend to normal things: Job hunting; Marriages and Divorces; House and apartment hunting. In other words, things that are essential to life on this planet. A planet without scammers or evil doers.
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All for now, my little chickadees!